The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Friday, 23 March 1990

The First Farewells

‘To The Shore’ – Duran Duran

A letter from Fergie and a little conversation in which she continued her now-regular theme of fancying me physically, wanting to touch me and wanting us to be naked together.  I agreed that I’d very much like to see her nude.  What else could I say?  What else did I want to say?  I’m really looking forward to things that might happen next weekend…

‘Walk On The Wild Side’ - Jamie J Morgan

In the afternoon, a bit of sadness as my Performing Arts group went to THE WILDFOWLER to bid farewell to William and Sharon who leave College today.  We all reminisced and got sad and sentimental.  Sharon’s going to start work in a holiday camp and I must admit to having tears in my eyes as I said my goodbyes to her.  She was always lovely and hilariously funny; attractive to look at, too.  William – my very own Dame Dishup – is leaving to be a magician on a cruise ship.  He shook my hand and hugged me and I felt such a sad lump in my throat.  I could only think of one word to say as I smiled at him: ‘Pantomimes.’  He nodded and smiled at me, ‘Yes’. 

And then they left us.

THE BEST OF LUCK TO BOTH OF THEM.  THEY’LL BE MISSED.


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Next time: ‘My two favourite things…’

Thursday, 22 March 1990

Weird Patchy Rash

‘So Sad About Us’ – Primal Scream

Today was a day of LOOT rehearsals.  Bad ones, too.  I wish I knew the lines.  That’s a job for the weekend.

I didn’t see Fergie much – only a few minutes – due to LOOT.  I gave her the letter I wrote last night.  She and I resolved all our difficulties and were nice friends, even if I was a little quiet.

Later, Sandra delivered a verbal message to me from Fergie: ‘I’ve just been sent to tell you that she really thinks a lot of you.’

I was glad to hear that.

My No.1: ‘Bush Fire’ by The B-52s

I appear to have come out in a weird patchy rash all over my body since doing TEST OF COMPASSION.  So has Jonny.  Maybe it was the costumes?  Maybe we actually gave ourselves plague?  It’s very weird.  And itchy.


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Next time: ‘The first farewells…’

Wednesday, 21 March 1990

The Chloe Controversy

‘Smallness of the Mustard Pot’ – Doctor and the Medics

After watching TS2’s very good Group Practicals (with an EXCELLENT performance from Emma Goddard), I went to The Walks with Fergie.


We talked and kissed on the Red Mount Chapel.  I told her of my insecurity when kissing her; my guilt and concern, basically.  She agreed that she felt the same.  So I asked her what our ‘position’ actually is and, in the end, after much long, long kissing, we decided simply to take things as they come.  Which felt great!

‘Walk On By’ – Sybil

Back in Tech, just before she had to meet Mickey, we agreed to stop the kissing and only allow a bit of touching.  If only for the peace of both our minds. 

And off she went.

At break, she returned and took me aside – angrily.  She talked of putting her relationship on the line for me and being ‘led on’ by me only to discover that I’m mad about someone else!

‘Who?’ I asked.
Chloe Attenborough!’ came the reply.

I then had to explain as I began to realise what had gone wrong.

Earlier, Tracy told me she had spoken to CA and asked her if she wanted to go out with me.  Chloe replied that she might be interested, if I asked and she had got to know me better.  But the whole thing had been over-exaggerated and blown out of proportion by the time it – somehow – got back to Fergie.

Fergie left me, very moodily, and I felt so empty and bitter.

I attempted to find CA and put things into perspective, but when I found her I didn’t have the will to bother.

Walking back to the College Theatre, I saw Fergie with Mickey and my blood began to boil over.  I passed by them calmly only to be chased up by Fergie who stopped me and confronted me yet again.  I just found myself getting very angry back at her.  I told her she KNEW I fancied Chloe but that there was no way I was planning on going out with her – either now or most likely ever.  There’s no way I’d run off from Fergie.  We parted a little more calmly than we did previously.

‘One of Our Girls Has Gone Missing’ – AC Marias

At home this evening, I felt so bad about it all; guilty, ill and rather obsessed.  I started writing a long letter to Fergie and then decided to ring her halfway through.  In the conversation, I told her how much I feel about her and she explained that what had really upset her were the feelings of jealousy and the fact that the information had reached her in such a terrible way.  She had been in the toilet when Chloe came in and said, ‘How you getting on with Ritcherd?’

‘Fine,’ said Fergie.  ‘Just good friends.’
‘Oh good,’ said Chloe, ‘because I hear he fancies me and wants to go out with me!’

I hate people distorting facts.

So Fergie and I made up.


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Next time: ‘Weird patchy rash…’

Tuesday, 20 March 1990

Test of Compassion at KLCA

‘Get Up (Before The Night Is Over)’ – Technotronic

I received a wonderful letter from Fergie today.

I spent the bulk of the day running through TEST OF COMPASSION.

I was chatting to Tracey Joyce at one point, and the subject of my getting off with Chloe Attenborough came up.  I then voiced my thoughts on the subject and asked Tracey to ask around and find out why Chloe thinks it happened.  Some part of me needs to know if Chloe had the idea of a potential relationship in mind at the time.



Tonight’s performance of TEST OF COMPASSION at KLCA went better than I thought it would and I was mildly happy with my portrayal of William Mompesson, considering that I ultimately didn’t enjoy the part and never really found my way ‘into’ it. 



I injected as much of the pressure I felt ‘Mompesson’ should feel into the performance, along with his innate tenderness for Kathy (his wife) and Emma and Roland (whose youth and energy he admires; something he is losing).  But I wasn’t too pleased with my acting.  I felt so unsure about the part.  And I must admit that I was scared of losing the lines, given that they were so much trouble for me to learn.  Act 1 was a bit leisurely, but I think I did better in Act 2 I did better work than I expected (portraying the character’s pressure, anguish and passion).

It went down well anyway and the bloke from Radio Norfolk said he liked what I’d done.

‘Drowning’ – All About Eve

I believe I could have given the show a lot more, but I did find the process of working under Kenneth’s ‘regime’ rather difficult.  Difficult as in: not that useful.  As for rehearsals, I honestly believe that Ken should have ensured that we had some time in the performance space before we did the show and kept up to date throughout on any amendments to the dialogue or action.  He just wasn’t on top of it all.

Sadly, I believe I failed at evoking any real ‘life’ from the role.  I found very little character in the script, except in the more ‘passionate’ moments, and Ken asked me not to display that passion.  The direction I needed under these circumstances just wasn’t there.  



In terms of mine and Donna’s costume work on the show, I think it went well.  In the final analysis, the only real issue was lack of period shoes, so we were forced to wear our own, which wasn’t especially effective (I wore my DMs!).  There was one costume malfunction and this was the wig of ‘Thomas Stanley’ which looked terrible, but then it was supposed to have been worn with a hat (supplied) and wasn’t for no clearly explicable reason.  Working with Donna has been productive, though we haven’t seen each other all that much on the project as both of us have been on and off campus at our work placements.


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Next time: ‘The Chloe controversy…’

Monday, 19 March 1990

Kissing In the Pelting Rain

9.30pm

‘The Confrontation’ – Kate Bush

After a nondescript Dress Run of the daunting TEST OF COMPASSION, much of our group made an attempt at jeering down Nigel Cameron’s bid to join the SU (we couldn’t; he didn’t turn up).

‘The Garden of Jane Delawney’ – All About Eve

Fergie (she, skiving a lesson) and I went to The Walks and told each other our sexual histories and talked about previous relationships.  Later on, we finally found the subject of ‘us’ and what ought to ‘be’ between us if we’re really admitting a need to touch and kiss and be with each other.  No solution was found, but, as we walked back to Tech at 4pm, she grabbed my hand and held it, not caring if we bumped into disagreeable parties.

There and then, we decided to get late buses home and stay together in town awhile.  So, we let go of our hands and got our bags from Tech before going into town in the drenching, pelting rain.  We went for coffee and touched each other a jot and talked a lot.

Upon leaving for buses at about 6.10pm, we held and hands.  And then we kissed.  Inevitable.  It had been rising within us both all afternoon.

I then rushed off home.  I feel great – and I hope she does too.

TEST OF COMPASSION TOMORROW.  GOOD LUCK, RITCHERD, love, Ritcherd xxxxx


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Next time: ‘Test of Compassion at KLCA…’

Sunday, 18 March 1990

Warm Track

6pm

‘Mrs Robinson’ – Simon and Garfunkel

I often lose track of what goes on in my life.  But the weather has been beauteous this past few days.

I’ve just realised I can’t meet Maggie on Tuesday, can I?  It’s TEST OF COMPASSION rehearsals all day.  AARGH!  Will I never see this dear friend of mine again?

‘You Are The Everything’ – R.E.M.

NOW:
SUN, WARM BREEZE, STRIPEY T-SHIRT, FERGIE, PONYTAIL, THE FINAL DAYS OF COLLEGE, THE B-52s, THE BEATLES, FERGIE’S MIX TAPE FOR ME (esp. SIMON & GARFUNKEL, KATE BUSH, REM, ALL ABOUT EVE, THE WONDER STUFF), CANDY FLIP, THE SITUATION, THE NEPHILIM, LOVE, LOVE.


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Next time: ‘Kissing in the pelting rain…’

Saturday, 17 March 1990

ACE!

‘All You Need Is Love’ – The Beatles

Today, Maggie rang – after all this time – and we’ve arranged to meet on Tuesday.

My folks are up in Yorkshire, so I went into Wisbech today and had a pint with Ash.  I also saw Astra Trellis who reckons that Mickey and Fergie don’t look to be getting on very well.

I love this house.  I love it.  I really do love it here.

happiness…

‘Strawberry Fields’ – The Beatles

Did I say that Sophie Aldred has written to me?


Good, eh?


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Next time: ‘Warm track…’

Friday, 16 March 1990

Larry's Big Announcement

‘Passing Through Air’ – Kate Bush

Today, I hardly saw Fergie, which didn’t please me.  When I did see her, we went to the Wenns and she asked me if the rumour that Amy Neat and I slept together in the first week of knowing each other was true.

Whaaat?!

Of course it’s not; Amy and I haven’t even slept with each other.  Jesus, the reputation I get!  I haven’t ‘slept’ with anyone since July 1989.  Seven months ago.  And before that it was seven months since I’d slept with anyone.  I had sex twice in 1989. 


Anyway, Fergie and I sat and talked happily for ages.

This morning, in plague make-up, the cast of TEST OF COMPASSION went to St Margaret’s Church for the newspaper + TV publicity calls.  We were on SKY TV at 3pm this afternoon and we’ll be in the papers next week.  We were also on Anglia TV News tonight.

‘Bring Forth the Guillotine’ – Silver Bullet

In the afternoon, during the costume fitting session, Larry announced to us that the Drama Dept. is likely to fold next year and his contract hasn’t been renewed.  Consequently, he is leaving at Easter (a term before we ‘graduate’) to take over the running of a theatre in Paddington.  This means next term we’ll have relief staff: the drab likes of Jilly + Mick.  None of us want this.  Added to which, the college management want to bring our course to a close a month early (May instead of June), which none of us are willing to stand for. 

This upset many of us in the group.

This means some of our group members will be leaving here to pursue jobs they’ve lined up.  So, not only will we be saying goodbye to Larry at Easter, we will also be bidding farewell to Sharon, Will, Kenneth, and Jodie.  That leaves: me, Daniel, Jonny, Darren, Jolene, Tracey, Rita and Kat (who may also leave).

It’s all starting to crumble.  It’s feeling VERY terminal.

Maybe… Oh, I don’t know.


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Next time: ‘ACE!’

Thursday, 15 March 1990

Under the Ivy

‘Love Shack’ – The B-52s

There’s a definite summer feeling growing in the weather, like we’re rising from the ashes of a disturbed winter.

In recent months, I’ve been a bit anti-TS2 for one reason or another (much of it springing from that business of being the Drama Department representative over which quite a number of them were rather rude to me), but I don’t really want to be and I think things are getting better.

Since Jonny and I spoke to Emma, Julian’s been very nice and sociable.  I don’t know if he knows we know his ‘secret’, but I don’t care.  It’s just really nice to know we all look like being set to become very good friends again.

Since this breakthrough, I have chatted further (in a social sense) with Emma and Gemma and I feel very happy about that.

I wish I could see Chloe Attenborough at some point – for a decent length of time, I mean – just to establish a few whys and wherefores.  I find Chloe very attractive, you know.  There’s no harm in me telling you that; Fergie wouldn’t mind me saying and I know I find Fergie far more attractive.


Today, Fergie and I sat in the Common Room in our most beautiful aspect yet; legs tucked together and often touching each other.  Luggage popped in and we separated as he’s such a good friend of Mickey.

In the afternoon Donna Davidson and I sat on the steps near the CR.  Fergie and Mickey were sitting on some steps above/behind us, but Fergie came and talked to me, despite Mickey being there.

Donna and I have collected our TEST OF COMPASSION costumes.  Unfortunately, I do feel some of them are a bit too elegant and in ‘too good’ a condition.  My feelings are that the characters would look a bit more weathered; less well-dressed (I’ve been looking at relevant period dramas and films I have at my disposal and I feel these are too ‘new-looking’).  We chose what we chose in order to display both the status and the individual characteristics of the characters wearing them.  I believe we have been successful with colour coding and so on, as we want them to stand out against what is, effectively, a particularly bland set.  Kenneth came with us to the store (along with all the measurements Donna has taken) and he seemed impressed with our ideas.  

After a hilarious TEST OF COMPASSION rehearsal wherein Darren Marsh and I fell about in fits of laughter at Kenneth’s expense, I came home.

This evening, Fergie rang me.  She feels guilty on and off about fancying me so much.  She told me that earlier in the day she had been talking of secret things with Sandra that obviously applied to sexual/lustful kinds of action regarding me.  She really DOES like me.  And I must find out from Sandra exactly what was said.

I visited my family at their new house in the village, and noticeable by his absence was Sooty, our cat.  It seems Betty took him to the vets for treatment on his mouth, but the vet considered the pros and cons and deemed it might be appropriate, given the size of the infection, to have the poor treasure put down.

And so, Sooty is gone.  Our little black cat.  My little cat.  Twiggy’s only surviving son, following that tragic day of births in 1976, when I watched all her little babies born in the kitchen at Nostall.  And poor Twiggy, lost and disappeared in 1980.


 
Rest easy, Sooty. 


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Next time: ‘Larry’s big announcement…’

Wednesday, 14 March 1990

Making Wishes 'Round A Tree

10.10pm

I’M AT HOME.  AT BLACKBERRY NARROW.

‘Topaz’ – The B-52s

Today, Fergie seemed a little ‘off’ about Sandra and her relationship with Cheggers, which is currently a little strained.  Fergie seemed to show little concern.

We went to The Walks today and made wishes around a tree.  And talked a great deal.



She confessed to having almost cried at the letter I sent her from Yorkshire, in which I wrote the lyrics to KB’s ‘Under the Ivy’.

I love you, Fergie.  But I can’t really tell you because of the way it might affect us.

This afternoon, Mickey came in to meet her.  I felt jealous.  They left and I spent the afternoon with Shelley

When we later saw Fergie + Mickey waiting for a bus, Fergie came over and told us she was in such a bad mood with him and was really pissed off.  Funnily enough, Shelley and I were feeling the same.

I just rang Fergie’s house, but her mum told me she was in bed.

Goodnight, Mary-Jane.  Thanks for the friendship band.

‘Is This The Life’ – Cardiacs

OTHER NEWS
Jonny and I had a chat with Emma Goddard today (and I really enjoyed her company which astounded me).  She let slip the (not especially surprising) fact that Julian is bi-sexual.  When he finished with Chloe he did so to be with a man (that we think might have been Jamie).  Emma says that Julian’s kept it from me and Jonny because he’s worried about how we might react.  I’m glad we know, though.  I think both Jonny and I feel much ‘closer’ to him now.  I wish he wasn’t in such a grump all the time though.

TEST OF COMPASSION
I have attempted to get to grips with ‘William Mompesson’ and I’ve tried to send him ‘over the edge’ as the pressures upon him are mounting.  But Kenneth has once again curbed any ideas I bring to the part.  This is oft becoming the case, so I’ve decided to just do what the guy wants; he’s the director, after all, but I’ve never before, when acting, had so much input curtailed to a major extent like this.  The show looks very dodgy, but I’m just going to do as I’m told and hope that being in the play won’t make me look stupid.  I hope he’ll be able to pull together a ‘style’ for the show.  With so little time left now it seems very unlikely that my character will improve or change now.


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Next time: ‘Under the Ivy…’